I don't get it

I don't get it.
American Drama movies.
My friends from SUNY invited me to watch a movie with them on their laptop: The Departed.
I think I slept through half the movie. I had no idea what was going on. 75% you would see just some people talking... and 75% of their sentences were full of swears... which made up 50% of the movie.
The other 50% was... either people standing around talking more or dieing. Of course it had an original Shakespearan ending... everyone dies.
They enjoyed it... but... I didn't get it.

Well, we got my 100 yen grill working! Its great.




Mmm... chicken.

Also... I'm trying to figure out how to play my Sega Saturn. There are 2 nearby lounges with TV's... which you can't use if someone else is using it. It'd be nice if I could connect it to my laptop somehow. But, sadly, all my laptop has is a S-video... (wait for it...) output. An S-video output. Great. I know they make VGA boxes to connect to like a monitor... but I have a laptop.

Do they make VGA boxes for USB ports? That would rock so much. I wanna get my Saturn on my laptop somehow. Or maybe find a Sega Saturn emulator. I can legally use one now because I own a Saturn. Wait, can I?